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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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