Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What's big and messy? A big mess

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

your so fat. your fat!

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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