Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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