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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Get on the boat.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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