- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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