A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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