How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What's just not right? Left

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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