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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

My cat just died.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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