- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

I like that, but why am I happy?

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