- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

how do you call someone? use a phone

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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