you see theres this guy.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

FOX News: Fair and balanced

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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