- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

scraggle is in you pillow case

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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