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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

No your aunties a joke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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