- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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