- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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