- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

race-car = rac-ecar

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Jesus Christ

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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