whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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