-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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