Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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