- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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