- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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