- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No your aunties a joke

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

womans rights...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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