- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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