- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

tea with milk?

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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