what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Please ignore this statement.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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