- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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