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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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