What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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YOU

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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