- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

YOU

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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