- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

a man checks his mypsace

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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