- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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