- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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