Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Anti Joke

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