Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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