- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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