- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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