A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Granny porn!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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