Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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