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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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