knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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