- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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