- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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