on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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