- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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