- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

tea with milk?

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