What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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rocky is here again.......................

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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