Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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