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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Beka has AIDS

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A house comes around the corner.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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