Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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