- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

I wrote a funny joke.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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