A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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tea with milk?

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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