- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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