I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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