- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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