- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

a man checks his mypsace

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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