- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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