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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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