- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What is the difference?

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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