- Anti Joke

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1