- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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