- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

knock knock who's there? your destiny

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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