What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Wanna hear a joke? no

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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