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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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