Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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