- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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