Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

knock knock go away

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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