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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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like if your cool

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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