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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

brock has small hands for a small job

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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