- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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