How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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