- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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