Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Ily bae

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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