Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Anti Joke

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