- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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