- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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