There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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