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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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