- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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