- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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