- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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