Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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