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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

if you don't like this you're gay

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train