whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

I'm Batman.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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